When I’m trying to make friends with straight women and bc I’m a lesbian they think I’m hitting on them…
Random guy: So can I get your number?
Me: I’m a lesbian
Him: wow, really? Me too
Who’s the man in the relationship?
But you’re way too pretty to like women
You just haven’t meant the right man yet
And my personal “favorite”
Straight girl: I wish I were a lesbian. Things would be so much easier.
People gotta chill!
When you’re on the titanic, you lower the lifeboats .. You don’t stop to yell at the iceberg .
It fucking sucks being in love with someone you can’t have.
I make the stupidest decisions.